uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic to be safe....

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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread
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chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

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tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

"Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."

Tyrion Lannister  (via)

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